Dirty = Manly?

Hey guys! Don't you wish to be macho, manly, fearless and daring in front of the ladies? For me, it's impossible... maybe even for you... because in the presence of Mike Rowe, we are merely SISSIES!!! T________________________T


"Oh, he's such a man", comments DJ with a lady-like voice.


*NOTE* This post contains EXTREMELY graphic images that are not suitable for the weak-hearted. Viewer discretion is advised.

*NOTE* I actually felt abit nausea making this post =_=



There are 3 VERY entertaining series currently broadcasting on the Discovery Channel and I will talk about one - *sfx TADAA* Dirty Jobs by Mike Rowe. Easily any boys' favorite show...

This show is basically a job insider to the disgusting, nauseating and horrifying jobs on earth. Mike Rowe then actually gets dirty and go through their SICK and WICKED routine. The host is hilarious! He is so used to all the filthy things that he is forced to mentally think he loves disgusting things! Oh his remarks and awkward situations just make me burst in laughter! You won't go "oh, lol!", you will go "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGM *CHOKE CHOKE*YUCK*CHOKE*HAHAHAHAHAHA*EIIWWW*THAT IS SO FREAKING FUNNAY" A rather mixed up emotional feeling of disgust and laughter!

From a sewage cleaner's daily routine to the GIGANTIC GARBAGE PROCESSING PLANT!

and you must be thinking... there are so little dirty jobs... There is only garbage, sewage and , maybe the worst, Poop? what more could they offer? YOU ARE DEAD WRONG!

After watching the latest 2 episodes... I found jobs and creatures that I didn't knew existed.


You know the buoys bouncing in the ocean? They have people who CLEAN them! Boats that sail to each one, hoist them on board and scrub! xD Living things that float in the ocean tend to cling on to this things and form colonies... one of which is known as barnicles! Cute name eh?


Known as Acorn barnicle. EEEEIIWWWW... THATS FREAKING GROSS!!!


Known as Gooseneck Barnicle. HOW CAN SUCH A SICK THING GET WORSE!!!


*runs to toilet bowl and feels nauseas*



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Okay let us continue...

Do you know what is the most fearsome eel? The one that can shock with voltages of kewl electricity or the one that excretes mucus! That's right! STICKING SLIME!


Hagfish.

There is such a thing as hagfish fishermen. They supply to the Korean market. How can any beneficial products possibly exists from such a DISTURBING creature that does THIS!


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........................................(Hordes of 'em)


............................................................(Koreans... Kongs, you better not be tricked by your mom thinking that this are "Korean sausages")

Courtesy of Wiki, an adult hagfish can secrete enough slime to turn a 20 litre bucket of water into slime in a matter of minutes.



Guys, salutations to Mike Rowe!!!111 *Vomits* urgh... I feel terrible...