CARDIOPULMONARY RESUSCITATION! ATTEMPT ONE!
Readers have been crying update, update, update! Unfortunately, that plea has fallen on deaf ears for five whole months. Woot-toot-toot! Coming to six, I believe.
So, people, I hereby pronounce this blog dead and only one person can truly resuscitate/resurrect/slap the engines back to life! And that is not me, that's for sure.
A scoop of ice-cream says he doesn't even remember his own password to access this dusty ol' blog of his. I didn't either, and then I did. Obviously. I'm here. Hello.
Oh, yeah, you know who I am, right? I don't have to state. Anyway, to the real owner of this blog! Please stand up! And start clickety-clacking on your keyboard.
And by clickety-clacking, you know I don't mean going on DotA/Dragonica/Barbie Pet Rescue. Okay? Okay! Watch this page, people! And see what happens...or doesn't. Whatever.
WHOO! WATCH ME MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEAR! POOF!
