*NOTE* This post contains very disturbing images. Viewer's discretion is advised.
Hello lady callers! Ever wondered how are the men progressing in the competition of sexiest undergarments against the ladies? Here is a ranking list dedicated for all ladies who just love reading ranking lists!
Don't worry male callers. You can go ahead and read too! Just to keep you updated with the hippest underpants that will make the ladies go oolala~
Firstly, we have the most basic fashion where all men start off with as a boy!
Known as the V-shaped underwear or V's, this trusty companion has long been a loyal servant to any boy's childhood walk, run or jump! They are also known as tanga or mini briefs. These give men an image of a young, innocent lad!
Then, boxers came in, providing not just comfort, but also style!
These grandpa-pants-like imitations gave men the same experience grandpas' had gone through wearing shorts without their underwears. These boxers provided never-before-felt sense of freedom and MAXIMUM air flow. It comes with unique designs and patterns.
Coming in next is the trunks!
An excellent combination of both the security provided by the V's and the comfort provided by the boxers, this underpants is easily a winner and favorite for any guy.
Beyond this point comes the truly "profound"...
Daring guys trying to fit in a "manly" version of female clothes just make other men vomit... It's just so wrong... Grotesque indeed T__T the thong or G-string...
...and Ladies and Gentlemen, we might have thought the extremely weird and strange has passed, but here comes along...*seriously SO freaking insanely speechless*
I present you the I-didn't-know-what-the-heck-it-was-when-I-came-across-the-item-during-shopping-at-SunwayPyramid-until-I-checked-it-up-over-the-Internet. I just gagged at the sight of it. I paused and stared at it for a MINUTE. My mind just went blank... I thought RENOMA HAS BAD TASTE! URGH! Is it designed by a ex-construction worker that now works in the underwear line? It's a safety harness! GOSH~ but truthfully, it gave me a good 15 minutes laugh!
DJ yucks out... It's called a jock-strap by the way...
Life is the vile viper.
9 years ago
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