*Attention Ladies* Top 5 of men's most desirable underwears!

*NOTE* This post contains very disturbing images. Viewer's discretion is advised.



Hello lady callers! Ever wondered how are the men progressing in the competition of sexiest undergarments against the ladies? Here is a ranking list dedicated for all ladies who just love reading ranking lists!

Don't worry male callers. You can go ahead and read too! Just to keep you updated with the hippest underpants that will make the ladies go oolala~





Firstly, we have the most basic fashion where all men start off with as a boy!


Known as the V-shaped underwear or V's, this trusty companion has long been a loyal servant to any boy's childhood walk, run or jump! They are also known as tanga or mini briefs. These give men an image of a young, innocent lad!



Then, boxers came in, providing not just comfort, but also style!


These grandpa-pants-like imitations gave men the same experience grandpas' had gone through wearing shorts without their underwears. These boxers provided never-before-felt sense of freedom and MAXIMUM air flow. It comes with unique designs and patterns.



Coming in next is the trunks!


An excellent combination of both the security provided by the V's and the comfort provided by the boxers, this underpants is easily a winner and favorite for any guy.



Beyond this point comes the truly "profound"...


Daring guys trying to fit in a "manly" version of female clothes just make other men vomit... It's just so wrong... Grotesque indeed T__T the thong or G-string...



...and Ladies and Gentlemen, we might have thought the extremely weird and strange has passed, but here comes along...*seriously SO freaking insanely speechless*


I present you the I-didn't-know-what-the-heck-it-was-when-I-came-across-the-item-during-shopping-at-SunwayPyramid-until-I-checked-it-up-over-the-Internet. I just gagged at the sight of it. I paused and stared at it for a MINUTE. My mind just went blank... I thought RENOMA HAS BAD TASTE! URGH! Is it designed by a ex-construction worker that now works in the underwear line? It's a safety harness! GOSH~ but truthfully, it gave me a good 15 minutes laugh!


DJ yucks out... It's called a jock-strap by the way...

Dirty = Manly?

Hey guys! Don't you wish to be macho, manly, fearless and daring in front of the ladies? For me, it's impossible... maybe even for you... because in the presence of Mike Rowe, we are merely SISSIES!!! T________________________T


"Oh, he's such a man", comments DJ with a lady-like voice.


*NOTE* This post contains EXTREMELY graphic images that are not suitable for the weak-hearted. Viewer discretion is advised.

*NOTE* I actually felt abit nausea making this post =_=



There are 3 VERY entertaining series currently broadcasting on the Discovery Channel and I will talk about one - *sfx TADAA* Dirty Jobs by Mike Rowe. Easily any boys' favorite show...

This show is basically a job insider to the disgusting, nauseating and horrifying jobs on earth. Mike Rowe then actually gets dirty and go through their SICK and WICKED routine. The host is hilarious! He is so used to all the filthy things that he is forced to mentally think he loves disgusting things! Oh his remarks and awkward situations just make me burst in laughter! You won't go "oh, lol!", you will go "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGM *CHOKE CHOKE*YUCK*CHOKE*HAHAHAHAHAHA*EIIWWW*THAT IS SO FREAKING FUNNAY" A rather mixed up emotional feeling of disgust and laughter!

From a sewage cleaner's daily routine to the GIGANTIC GARBAGE PROCESSING PLANT!

and you must be thinking... there are so little dirty jobs... There is only garbage, sewage and , maybe the worst, Poop? what more could they offer? YOU ARE DEAD WRONG!

After watching the latest 2 episodes... I found jobs and creatures that I didn't knew existed.


You know the buoys bouncing in the ocean? They have people who CLEAN them! Boats that sail to each one, hoist them on board and scrub! xD Living things that float in the ocean tend to cling on to this things and form colonies... one of which is known as barnicles! Cute name eh?


Known as Acorn barnicle. EEEEIIWWWW... THATS FREAKING GROSS!!!


Known as Gooseneck Barnicle. HOW CAN SUCH A SICK THING GET WORSE!!!


*runs to toilet bowl and feels nauseas*



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Okay let us continue...

Do you know what is the most fearsome eel? The one that can shock with voltages of kewl electricity or the one that excretes mucus! That's right! STICKING SLIME!


Hagfish.

There is such a thing as hagfish fishermen. They supply to the Korean market. How can any beneficial products possibly exists from such a DISTURBING creature that does THIS!


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........................................(Hordes of 'em)


............................................................(Koreans... Kongs, you better not be tricked by your mom thinking that this are "Korean sausages")

Courtesy of Wiki, an adult hagfish can secrete enough slime to turn a 20 litre bucket of water into slime in a matter of minutes.



Guys, salutations to Mike Rowe!!!111 *Vomits* urgh... I feel terrible...

You sure it's the year of the Ox?

Happy Chinese New Year, my fellow Chinese callers! sorry non-chinese~ you are not suppose to celebrate this festivity...... lol~

Looking forward to the Angpaos eh? Food too? Yu-sang, McDonald's prosperity burger, baqua (barbecued pork slices), xiu zhu yok (Deep fried pork), zha zhu yok (roast pork) to name a few.


Currently wondering why we need 12 animal zodiacs, when we are only reminded of one every year~ Look at all the pork dishes~ droolzzzz...

Here are 3 posts to keep you entertained! Stay tuned!

Just for you Jared Kong! Enjoy!

Rabbid Droppings Fire plungers at the Rabbids to knock them off the ledge.

Play this free game now!!

Just for you Sam Lu! Enjoy!

Samurai Sam Take revenge on the Dark Ninja.

Play this free game now!!

2 value Humans

Hello my fellow callers~ *grins* Do you like maths?

Some don't. Some do. Some like it when you know what to do.

Sometimes, math is annoying... frustrating...

Oh the theories and their applications. bla bla bla...

But please don't be bias with
"EEwwww... you love maths!? You're a freaking nerdish~"
or
"You don't like maths? Hahaha~ its easy larh. You don't know(Sarcastically)?"

Aren't I draggy... Here is a joke to make you read on~





LOL! Math joke~ *Callers murmuring nerd* I knew you'd say that. xD
Okay if you don't get the joke the symbol on the left is i which represents the square root of negative 1. It's an unreal number.
Whereas, the symbol on the right known as pi (PRONOUNCED AS PIE!) represents 22/7 which is an irrational number.
There you have it...





Ok ok. I get to the main point. I just want to get a theory across courtesy of God's blast of wisdom.

What is 1 + 1?









Please answer before you proceed reading...









No, its not 11 =.=










Still don't want answer? It's really not a trick question...










Okay... hopefully by now, most of you have answered 2. You're right! 1 + 1 yield the value of 2, but that is not the only answer...

There is 2/1, 4/2, 4 x 0.5, 10 - 8, 100 - 98, 1000000000/500000000... endless already it seems...

Then there is the complex ones like cosec 30 degrees and 2(tan 60 degrees)(cot 30 degrees) / 3

No matter how complex it gets, it still yields the value of 2.
Even though each equation yield the value of 2, they each have very different characteristics in uniquely producing 2.

Similarly, don't you think humans are the same too? We all do have the same, precise value~ but yet we are so vastly different from one another!

Different language, Different grammar!

Hey! I bet most of you frequently heard of people implementing one language's grammar on another language. Things like "Ni yao zhai na ni chi?", if directly translated into English would be "Where you want to eat?"

But have you ever heard of English grammar in Cantonese!!!

I followed my papa to help him purchase something. He drove and explained, "Okay, Andy, go buy 2 Dunhill cigarette packets. Both big". The first shop did not have supplies, so we proceeded to the second one.

I got off the car, entered the second shop and stop in front of the counter. Okay from here on I will be speaking in Cantonese and English translation will be provided! The lady boss was chatting with her friend.
I interupted and said, "Errr... Dunhill, two big packets."
(In Canto) "Errr... Dunhill, liong go tai pao."
Simultaneously, I pointed at 2 packets of Dunhill at shelf behind her. She then took one Dunhill packet and put it on the counter and continued to chat with her friend.
Puzzled, I asked, "Huh? One more packet?"
(In Canto) "Huh? Do yat bao?"
The lady boss then replied in Cantonese while giggling, "OH! I thought you asked for one packet of Dunhill and two TAI PAO! I was going to call someone to get it for you!"


Droolzzz~

Let's C...

wow~ another 364 days left til' year 2010! I miss the third digit of the number.

Lets flash back into ma' past
1990 (The first human I made contact with my eyes- The doctor pulling me out!)
1991 (Just a fuzz in my memories. There was Australia according to pictures)
1992 (Another fuzz in my memories. There was my first picture of POOP and ME!)
1993 (Fuzz too)
1994 (I think there was kindergarten)
1995 (another kindergarten, PINK uniform and shorts!)
1996 (I think kindergarten started in 1995, not 1994... =.= My first glue-eating friend)
1997 (Primary school! Blue shorts now? I remembered at the end of the first day of school. I had to wait super long for my mother to come fetch me. It was EVENING already. Cried until a guard took notice of me. Then he suggested my mother was waiting at the other entrance and escorted me down the hallway to the backdoor. Rubbing my teary eyes, I see a blurry image at the far end of the hallway. IT'S MOM! I ran crying towards her and she ran towards me. *Note: this is kinda of a dramatic scene* LOL! I love my mom!
1998 (Chasing and irritating girls is fun!)
1999 (What the heck! I have to wear these glasses on my head!)
2000 (Where the 3rd digit went!? Imma senior primary already? Prefect days start from here T_T)
2001 (Where is the 3rd digit =.= Girls seem so different 0.0 Crushes anyone?)
2002 (Slapped by my discipline teacher for attending to my prefect duties late in the entrance of the hall- Year Scarred! lol)
2003 (Kewl! Long pants to school!)
2004 (ZZZzzzzz~)
2005 (pmr =_=... I've got malay, chinese and indian friends! Woohoo!!! So many foul languages to learn xD)
2006 (Wow~ It's a homeschool. Small and cozy atmosphere. Hi everyone, I'm the sad case.)
2007 (Still sad case! Hello Jesus! Not sad case anymore!)
2008 (Blessings upon blessings~ Thank you God!)
2009 (Where the heck is the 3rd digit......?)
2010 (There you are!)

Hahahaha~ make sure these 364 days of 2009 are in good use ^^. I love you all guys! Awesome experience with Vineyard! I will still come back around.