The Job

*zap* It all started when Mr DJ's mama asked DJ and her sis whether they are interested to work as promoters during Saturdays and Sundays for HD Marketing for the month. HD marketing markets Haagen Dazs and is one of my mother's clients.

For you listeners who don't know what Haagen Dazs is, its ice-cream. Super premium Ice-cream, Exquisite ice-cream, Expensive Ice-cream, Rich Ice-cream, Luxurious Ice-cream, Grand Ice-cream, Sophistication packed into a tub of Ice-cream. You get the idea. The logo tells it all~



My sis agreed... so I agreed as well... and my mom picked the Bangsar supermarkets for us as our assigned places.

We went through a day of training. Basically, a brief introduction and history of Haagen Dazs, assigned supermarkets and supervisor, guidelines for the promoter like smile every moment, promotion booth set-up lessons and distribution of uniform. Wage = RM7 per hour. Incentives of 50 cents given to each pint sold. We work from 12pm to 9pm for 6 weekends. You do the math~

Now the juicy part begins...

For the first day, IT WAS JUST PLAIN HAVOC. Sister arrived on time but waited for 30 minutes before supervisor came. My sister had to follow the supervisor here and there before heading to the back of the supermarket. She was assigned to Village Grocer of Bangsar Village. The back of the market was CHAOTIC~! All the goods going in and out. All the suppliers getting approval. All the stocks being verified. Accounts being checked. OH MY GOODNESS~! After sending sister off, it was Mr DJ's TURN~!

Accessed the back of Cold Storage, Bangsar Shopping Center. Their basement storage is HUGE. Shelves and shelves of supplies and rooms of GIGANTIC FREEZERS. So BIG...

Given 12 pints of chocolate ice-cream samples, booth and other supplies. Started at 1.30pm. DJ pretty full of energy for the first day. Kept asking passer-biers to try the ice-cream.

Realized ice-cream was melting too fast, I finally decided to use 4 pints and cycle them every 5 minutes. Extra info, my booth is 10 meters from the Ice-cream fridge... T_T

The day ended with me so confused... I spent 1 hour packing... Carrying things up and down, to and fro the basement.

The following 5 weeks went smooth. Planned everything...

Mr DJ's booth.

Starting the day off looking like a mental retard... Notice the promotion notice is upside down... Made this mistake a couple of times... *hides in a corner*




A new thing for me. The GIANT FREEZER!!

Entering...


Eerie effect...

Huge Air Conditioning fans!

Small section of me samples.

Exiting after 20 seconds... I've got SHADES!

Another never before seen room... The staff room, where people sleep, gossip, argue, joke and eat. Does it look filthy?


At the end of this job, I gained SERIOUSLY A LOT of experience. One thing is because I never worked before. It was tiring... because I stood at the booth most of the time doing nothing. Walking here and there to change the sample pints to cool the previous one. Chatting in English/Chinese, inquiring in Malay and promoting in English. Haha... Hard usage on language. There is also substantial labor work. Carrying things up and down, down and up. It taught me to plan well and panicking can get you no where.

I am getting RM 378, not including incentives. *giggles* That's not the best part though. I get freebies from other promoters working there: 2 bottles of juice and packets of Lipton Milk tea. That's still not the best part. I get to KEEP the balances of ice-cream samples. Total would be 24 opened pints of Haagen Dazs. Some half full, some a little left and some almost untouched. The total costs of the samples would be RM 696. Double my salary...

*Taadaa* My beautiful fridge decorated by Haagen Dazs

DJ OUT *ICEZZZ CREAMZZZZZ*

Classical music

*Kiizzzz* ( <-- This is for one of my callers. hehe... ) DJ tuned in.

For all you listeners out there, if you haven't notice, me, Mr. Momojin, is quite a psycho... a Schizophrenic... One of my foolish nonsensical traits is that I like old people~ Yesh those grandpas and grandmas at home or old folks centers.

I am going to post some lyrics of classical songs I jokingly made when I was on the score table to annoy my friends about how gay I am... FOR YOU SEXY GRANDMAS AND WRINKLY GRANDPAS~!

Tempo beat plays (sorry you got to create the beat and tempo youself. Sing it if you have to. Has a better effect)

Gay Encounter (Just for fun)

*fast tempo*

His driving straight,
but he's looking at me.

I turn to the left,
and he follows me.

I speed up twice,
He speeds up thrice.

Next thing you know it,
He takes over me.

Immediately he stops
and he gets down the car.

It was a narrow road,
I had to pull over.

Scared to my pants,
I put on a look.

He knocks on the window,
and talks to me.

It wasn't clear,
so I got down the car.

Next thing you know it,
my spotlights were not on...

Power of Love (Superhero Romance Song)

*Slow tempo*

You are my light,
during the dark night.

You give me sight,
when I feel so tight.

You give me flight,
and an extra might.

You are so right,
When you shout out "FIGHT!"

I was so ethusiastic about the song that one of my friends started to give ideas... Momojin out~ *ZIP*

Five Stars Tag#1

*taazzz* DJ got tagged by callers and callers repeatedly request me to do this~ Delayed it quite some time. The time has come to fulfill the callers' request.

Here goes... *zzrriiazz*

Write the names down of five people you know:

<1> Daryl
<2> Jaryl
<3> Michelle
<4> Lerida
<5> Delaney

1. How did you meet 1 (Daryl)?

I met him with my eyes, mouth and ears ^^. Extra info include at school and with a collar shirt and jeans on... Don't forget the underwear... The first impression I got from him is the dude with the guitar during break... Yep~ hardcore, but passionate about his music.

2. On a scale of 1 -10 how would you rate your friendship with 1 (Daryl)?

I would use the sign ... We are BFFs~!! Best Friends Forever...

3. How long have you known 4 (Lerida)?

Since I came into the homeschooling center. About 2 and a half years already. Hahaha... Thank goodness I came to Vineyard... If not I won't be able to have her as...

4. How do you know number 3 (Michelle)?

Hmmm through time... Basically situations and circumstance brought me to know her... Yea I was the one with no initiative.. GLAD I KNOW HER~! ART RULEZ~!

5. Where's 5 (Delaney)?

I find this question retarded... I read the answers other people gave to this question... and its house I guess... I make it more fun bah~ Specifically, the TOILET~!

6. A fact about number 1 (Daryl)?

He has balls...





























ping pong balls...

7. Who is 4 (Lerida) going out with?

*cough* DJ needs to go the toilet...

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Lerry is going out with me...

8. What does 1 (Daryl) do for a living?

He plays his balls in front of the crowd for a living...

9. Would you live with number 3 (Michelle)?

Even if I wanted to, I don't think she wants to... BUT I would love to stay over her house... Heard so much stories of her house... Her room... Jon's room... Toilets... More toilets... More toilets... I wonder whether they have a tub. 0.o~?

10. What do you like about number 2 (Jaryl)?

His coat and tie... ^^ serious~ Hmmm, additions would be his craze for anime! He keeps me updated about animes both of us watch and even introduces me to wicked ones like SOUL EATER~! Thanks to him, I still manage to keep my anime fire up.

11. Do you miss number 5 (Delaney)?

I see her at school everyday... plus, I hear her everyday too~ Haha she is part of quite alot of the funny incidents that happen in school. Make me laugh everyday~

12. Would you make out with number 4 (Lerida)?

*Dots* She has pouty, nicely shaped lips... A nice smile and crazy laugh too... *tempting*

13. What’s your opinion of number 2 (Michelle)?

I love her reactions and expressions~!!! Absolutely adorable... (coming from a guy...) Her gags and giggles. Her disgusted look and noises.

14. What's your favorite memory with number 5 (Delaney)?

Actually listening to her speak... So different ^^ Oh yea, lots of posing with her too... I don't really enjoy posing, but seeing her having so much fun~ Heck I am happy already. Just continue for her.

15. What would you do if number 1 (Daryl) and 2 (Jaryl) were going out?

Its gonna be one heck of a RYL time for them... My BFF going out with my Anime Dude... Sorry, no can do... I would be angry~ darn angry... They should have at least invited me along~ Threesome gay date =_=...

16. Ever had a long conversation with 5 (Delaney)?

Another retarded question... If I have memories with her... don't you think those memories involve me SPEAKING to her?

17. Have you ever slept over at 2’s (Jaryl) house?

Nope~ I would love to. I actually send his brother back home before... Wouldn't mind exploring their home too ^^

18. Do you hang out with 3 (Michelle) a lot?

Hmm... I would call it substantially a lot. Hahaha~ I use to get over to her table EVERYDAY and chat over art and art and art and art and art and art and art and art and art and art and art and art and art and art and art and art and art and art and art and art and art and art and art and art and art. Now its not just art, but other stuff too. Its a GOOD change.

19. Who have you known the longest?

LOL~!!! All of them except Delaney. She came in later one year.

20. How often do you talk to 1 (Daryl)?

A heck ton a lot~ Remember we are BFFs? I touch him as much as I talk to him. What a gay sentence...

21. What about 2 (Jaryl)?

A heck ton a lot~ Remember we are ANIME fans? I touch him as much as I talk to him. What a gay sentence...

22. Have you ever thought 3 (Michelle) as more than a friend?

Yep. Me having the potential to work with her as an assistant or co-partner in her designing firm...

23. Would you go out for a date with 5 (Delaney)?

Sorry, I don't want to... Hehe~ I already have one.

24. Do you dream about 2 (Jaryl)?

Oh... so far not yet~ But I hope I can dream about him in an anime setting where I pull a magical sword out of his chest and he makes "sounds" and he does the same to me... *HECK NO WAY*

25. What did number 4 (Lerida) do to you that you can never forget?

A hug~ A warm hug~ A warm, pleasant hug~ A warm, pleasant hug where I bury my face in her neck~ A warm, pleasant hug where I bury my face in her neck under a rainy day~

26. What have you done for 1 (Daryl) that the person never forgets?

Play balls with him...

27. What's 3's (Michelle) hobby?

Designing and art~ Its not just a hobby for her, its a lifestyle.

28. Tag 5 people:

All the people that I want to tag are already tag... I could just repeat their names... or...

I WOULD WANT TO TAG

<1> Momojin Master

<2> Andy

<3> Ah Ong

<4> Ah Beng...

<5> ...and Ah Siong

Finally over~ Time to tune out *friizzzz*

Balls and Bats

*Treeezzz* I love balls... the kind of balls that are light and make a "TAK" sound when they hit the floor... The kind of balls that are nice to hold in your hand and have unlimited ways to smack them... Oh yes, I love balls... Balls of ping pong...

*zzziiitt* A simple game played with a minimum of 2 people, a table, 2 bats and a ball, (Yes, the most important thing is the ball after countless incidents of wrecked,squashed and cracked balls at school. ) ping-pong is one of the games Mr. Momojin enjoys.

Rules are pretty simple. Each dude stands at the opposite end of the table with a net in the middle of the table. Each holds a bat. One person starts the game by serving the ball. A legal serving must allow the ball to hit his own court once then the opponents court once. The opponent then has to retaliate by smacking the ball over the net and bouncing at the opponents table only once. Process is repeated until either dude cannot repeat the process... Objective is to make your opponent unable to return your hit ball...

Okay enough of rules.

I want to tell you about MY experience... Although I started out ping-pong with most of my schoolmates on the same date, my skill improvement is rather interesting...

Approximately a year has pass since we all started playing the game and I play like a newbie/ rookie/ veteran... Yes, Fluctuating level of skill... One moment I miss the ball like crazy while trying to smack it back to the opponents court, the next thing I know, I am smashing the ball like a pro in their ranks...

Its so ANNOYING~! Its so frustrating~!I can get owned within 10 seconds or PAWN my opponent with grace... *depressed* When I am not playing well, I lose all my adrenaline rush and just flunk each time I get to play~ When I am AWESOME, I get so high until I start pretending to swing the bat around even after I stopped playing for 6 hours...

Callers, you can comfort me... I need consolation... *Depressed of his balls*

Topic #1 Wicked names for your children

*trizzz* DJ here.

Since most of us are teenagers, do you guys ever think about the future?
Ever thought about marriage? Ever thought about life engaged?
Ever thought about your very own kids?
Ever thought about what WICKED NAMES you would give them?

Personally, I thought how funny it would be to see your very own children grow up with an EXTRAORDINARY name. A couple of examples which I will list.

<1> If you name your son Pouncing Panther (in honor of village tribes).

Son (12 years old): "PAPA~! I got a small cut while playing in the backyard... *sobs* T_T"
Father: "Pouncing Panther~! *stern tone* You must be brave..."
Mother: "What the heck..."

<2> If you name your daughter Lamb Chop (suddenly poped up in my head because I was hungry)

Elizabeth (normal name): "Hey~ Papa bought me the latest Barbie doll with detachable limbs."
Sarah (normal name): "WOW~! Can I come over and play with you."
Andee (cool name...): "Me too~!"
Lamb Chop (...but not as cool as THIS one): "Me three~!"

Get the idea?
For 2 weeks from today, Momojin is going to discuss about this topic. *plays thunder sound*
Callers can post their opinions and thoughts in comments.

More info about Momojin's Hut Channel

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First of all I would like to thank you for the new listeners of this channel and the callers too~!

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Launching of the Momojin's Hut channel

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