Momojin Master

I did (not) leave half of my brain in the theatre.

2010-03-10T09:31:00.006+08:00

Evagelion 1.0 you are (not) alone
was
Outstanding...

Expectations grew.

Evangelion 2.0 you can (not) advance
was
Outbeyondwickedsickstanding...

Any boy who is (not) even interested in anime should go and watch this.

Sheesh...

2009-09-14T21:04:00.002+08:00

Workpile piling up...

Eyelids going heavy...

Thoughts oscillating back and forth...

Mind constantly readjusting focus...

Journey elongating... Godspeed...

Garbage rottening...

Onepiece calling...

God aiding...

Brain complicating relating things and relating complicated things...

A pair of the most memorable and beautiful eyes...

Holidays

2009-08-31T20:27:00.002+08:00

They have a dual effect:

-They expand the number of resting days you have for the week.

-They decrease the number of working days you have until the next resting day comes.

=D

Independence day...

2009-08-31T06:55:00.003+08:00

It's early in the morning. Weird nightmare woke me up. Can't sleep now...

Yesterdays outting was great. Had a laughs out with jaryl, julian, joshua, rachel and sis.

Got annoying song stuck in my head. elmo...

So anyone got any plans on how you are going to be celebrating independence day? I've got some suggestions:

If you are a racist, try not to be one today and see how that works out for you.

If you are not a racist, go to a crowded place and check for yourself whether you think the people around you are superior or inferior in any way.

If you are stuck at home, suck your thumb and roll around your floor until you manage to get your parents' attention.

I love being patriotic lol. Being a patriot is kewl... Mel Gibson showed me it's kewl.
I wonder does loving all 3 types of cultural food equates one to being a patriot.

*yawns* I miss mage knight...

It's just a switch away.

2009-08-27T21:49:00.003+08:00

Anybody can consciously be crazy and silly and retarded and all!
It's just a switch away!

Don't need alcohol or chocolate or a bonus or great things to happen...

You just need to start with PRETENDING TO BE PLAYING JOCKEY!

Btw, KILLZONE 2 owns HALO 3. Don't flame. It's just an opinion.

Hungry...

2009-08-26T09:10:00.002+08:00

It's the morning... what should I eat for breakfast...?

Anyone who has lots of free time? I recommend occupying some of it with some One Piece anime... Wicked stuff I tellz ya...

College is nice and all... Peers as friends
Flexible time
Choice of self-discipline

but I still miss being a kid... when I only thought about pokemon cards, mage knight and magic the gathering and did repetitive kind of homework. No extreme feelings to control... almost none...

Bah... but we all have to grow up... Just like how my uncle used to be take over my game machine whenever he comes over and now that he is going to get married.

I am sorry...

2009-08-20T21:00:00.002+08:00

I can't stop regretting...

Decisions can make you regret a lifetime.

Tougher

2009-08-10T19:59:00.003+08:00

I realized...

When we were in our earlier school days,
We used to learn things one way,
then apply them the same way we learned

Now, In college,
we will learn things one way,
but we will have to organize the bunch of things we learned,
throw out irrelevant stuff,
link related stuff,
and out of it, produce a relevant solution to the problem.

only NOW we learn how to think?

Reunions are Great

2009-07-24T13:49:00.002+08:00

First, you feel excited cause you haven't met them in a long time. Don't know how much they change or what changed?

Second, you feel awkward when you finally meet them. What to say and when to say.

Third, thankful for dudes who know how to start breaking the ice between people. Thanks Do Chan Wye, aka Doraemon.

Fourth, catching up with your friends turns our smoothly. Thanks to Samantha, Sabrina, Doraemon, Jia en, Shaun and Old Town, Bintang for providing a pleasant place.

I

2009-07-23T13:24:00.001+08:00

Feel

Great

!

New Paved Road

2009-07-22T21:58:00.003+08:00

I guess this path found me.
Time to take the first step.

Movie Recommended!

2009-07-21T18:42:00.002+08:00

Land of the Lost

Quote: "Eat, chaka, eat!"

2009-07-21T18:32:00.000+08:00

Oh my heart goes shalalalalalala *clap clap clap*
in the mooooorrrrnniiiiinnngggg....

Oh my heart goes shalalalala! *clap clap clap*
SHalalala in the moooorrrnninnggg!

Hello ppl.

2009-07-21T18:29:00.000+08:00

Staying drunk is the best feeling...

Now how should I clean my armpits?

Five Months Later

2009-06-29T13:59:00.015+08:00

CARDIOPULMONARY RESUSCITATION! ATTEMPT ONE!

Readers have been crying update, update, update! Unfortunately, that plea has fallen on deaf ears for five whole months. Woot-toot-toot! Coming to six, I believe.

So, people, I hereby pronounce this blog dead and only one person can truly resuscitate/resurrect/slap the engines back to life! And that is not me, that's for sure.

A scoop of ice-cream says he doesn't even remember his own password to access this dusty ol' blog of his. I didn't either, and then I did. Obviously. I'm here. Hello.

Oh, yeah, you know who I am, right? I don't have to state. Anyway, to the real owner of this blog! Please stand up! And start clickety-clacking on your keyboard.

And by clickety-clacking, you know I don't mean going on DotA/Dragonica/Barbie Pet Rescue. Okay? Okay! Watch this page, people! And see what happens...or doesn't. Whatever.

WHOO! WATCH ME MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEAR! POOF!

Attention Ladies Top 5 of men's most desirable underwears!

2009-01-26T12:44:00.005+08:00

*NOTE* This post contains very disturbing images. Viewer's discretion is advised.

Hello lady callers! Ever wondered how are the men progressing in the competition of sexiest undergarments against the ladies? Here is a ranking list dedicated for all ladies who just love reading ranking lists!

Don't worry male callers. You can go ahead and read too! Just to keep you updated with the hippest underpants that will make the ladies go oolala~

Firstly, we have the most basic fashion where all men start off with as a boy!

Known as the V-shaped underwear or V's, this trusty companion has long been a loyal servant to any boy's childhood walk, run or jump! They are also known as tanga or mini briefs. These give men an image of a young, innocent lad!

Then, boxers came in, providing not just comfort, but also style!

These grandpa-pants-like imitations gave men the same experience grandpas' had gone through wearing shorts without their underwears. These boxers provided never-before-felt sense of freedom and MAXIMUM air flow. It comes with unique designs and patterns.

Coming in next is the trunks!

An excellent combination of both the security provided by the V's and the comfort provided by the boxers, this underpants is easily a winner and favorite for any guy.

Beyond this point comes the truly "profound"...

Daring guys trying to fit in a "manly" version of female clothes just make other men vomit... It's just so wrong... Grotesque indeed T__T the thong or G-string...

...and Ladies and Gentlemen, we might have thought the extremely weird and strange has passed, but here comes along...*seriously SO freaking insanely speechless*

I present you the I-didn't-know-what-the-heck-it-was-when-I-came-across-the-item-during-shopping-at-SunwayPyramid-until-I-checked-it-up-over-the-Internet. I just gagged at the sight of it. I paused and stared at it for a MINUTE. My mind just went blank... I thought RENOMA HAS BAD TASTE! URGH! Is it designed by a ex-construction worker that now works in the underwear line? It's a safety harness! GOSH~ but truthfully, it gave me a good 15 minutes laugh!

DJ yucks out... It's called a jock-strap by the way...

Dirty = Manly?

2009-01-25T23:31:00.006+08:00

Hey guys! Don't you wish to be macho, manly, fearless and daring in front of the ladies? For me, it's impossible... maybe even for you... because in the presence of Mike Rowe, we are merely SISSIES!!! T________________________T

"Oh, he's such a man", comments DJ with a lady-like voice.

*NOTE* This post contains EXTREMELY graphic images that are not suitable for the weak-hearted. Viewer discretion is advised.

*NOTE* I actually felt abit nausea making this post =_=

There are 3 VERY entertaining series currently broadcasting on the Discovery Channel and I will talk about one - *sfx TADAA* Dirty Jobs by Mike Rowe. Easily any boys' favorite show...

This show is basically a job insider to the disgusting, nauseating and horrifying jobs on earth. Mike Rowe then actually gets dirty and go through their SICK and WICKED routine. The host is hilarious! He is so used to all the filthy things that he is forced to mentally think he loves disgusting things! Oh his remarks and awkward situations just make me burst in laughter! You won't go "oh, lol!", you will go "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGM *CHOKE CHOKE*YUCK*CHOKE*HAHAHAHAHAHA*EIIWWW*THAT IS SO FREAKING FUNNAY" A rather mixed up emotional feeling of disgust and laughter!

From a sewage cleaner's daily routine to the GIGANTIC GARBAGE PROCESSING PLANT!

and you must be thinking... there are so little dirty jobs... There is only garbage, sewage and , maybe the worst, Poop? what more could they offer? YOU ARE DEAD WRONG!

After watching the latest 2 episodes... I found jobs and creatures that I didn't knew existed.

You know the buoys bouncing in the ocean? They have people who CLEAN them! Boats that sail to each one, hoist them on board and scrub! xD Living things that float in the ocean tend to cling on to this things and form colonies... one of which is known as barnicles! Cute name eh?

Known as Acorn barnicle. EEEEIIWWWW... THATS FREAKING GROSS!!!

Known as Gooseneck Barnicle. HOW CAN SUCH A SICK THING GET WORSE!!!

*runs to toilet bowl and feels nauseas*

......

......

Okay let us continue...

Do you know what is the most fearsome eel? The one that can shock with voltages of kewl electricity or the one that excretes mucus! That's right! STICKING SLIME!

Hagfish.

There is such a thing as hagfish fishermen. They supply to the Korean market. How can any beneficial products possibly exists from such a DISTURBING creature that does THIS!

....................

........................................(Hordes of 'em)

............................................................(Koreans... Kongs, you better not be tricked by your mom thinking that this are "Korean sausages")

Courtesy of Wiki, an adult hagfish can secrete enough slime to turn a 20 litre bucket of water into slime in a matter of minutes.

Guys, salutations to Mike Rowe!!!111 *Vomits* urgh... I feel terrible...

You sure it's the year of the Ox?

2009-01-25T23:23:00.003+08:00

Happy Chinese New Year, my fellow Chinese callers! sorry non-chinese~ you are not suppose to celebrate this festivity...... lol~

Looking forward to the Angpaos eh? Food too? Yu-sang, McDonald's prosperity burger, baqua (barbecued pork slices), xiu zhu yok (Deep fried pork), zha zhu yok (roast pork) to name a few.

Currently wondering why we need 12 animal zodiacs, when we are only reminded of one every year~ Look at all the pork dishes~ droolzzzz...

Here are 3 posts to keep you entertained! Stay tuned!

Just for you Jared Kong! Enjoy!

2009-01-20T00:15:00.000+08:00

Rabbid Droppings

Fire plungers at the Rabbids to knock them off the ledge.

Play this free game now!!

Just for you Sam Lu! Enjoy!

2009-01-20T00:12:00.002+08:00

Samurai Sam

Take revenge on the Dark Ninja.

Play this free game now!!

2 value Humans

2009-01-10T20:12:00.003+08:00

Hello my fellow callers~ *grins* Do you like maths?

Some don't. Some do. Some like it when you know what to do.

Sometimes, math is annoying... frustrating...

Oh the theories and their applications. bla bla bla...

But please don't be bias with
"EEwwww... you love maths!? You're a freaking nerdish~"
or
"You don't like maths? Hahaha~ its easy larh. You don't know(Sarcastically)?"

Aren't I draggy... Here is a joke to make you read on~

LOL! Math joke~ *Callers murmuring nerd* I knew you'd say that. xD
Okay if you don't get the joke the symbol on the left is i which represents the square root of negative 1. It's an unreal number.
Whereas, the symbol on the right known as pi (PRONOUNCED AS PIE!) represents 22/7 which is an irrational number.
There you have it...

Ok ok. I get to the main point. I just want to get a theory across courtesy of God's blast of wisdom.

What is 1 + 1?

Please answer before you proceed reading...

No, its not 11 =.=

Still don't want answer? It's really not a trick question...

Okay... hopefully by now, most of you have answered 2. You're right! 1 + 1 yield the value of 2, but that is not the only answer...

There is 2/1, 4/2, 4 x 0.5, 10 - 8, 100 - 98, 1000000000/500000000... endless already it seems...

Then there is the complex ones like cosec 30 degrees and 2(tan 60 degrees)(cot 30 degrees) / 3

No matter how complex it gets, it still yields the value of 2.
Even though each equation yield the value of 2, they each have very different characteristics in uniquely producing 2.

Similarly, don't you think humans are the same too? We all do have the same, precise value~ but yet we are so vastly different from one another!

Different language, Different grammar!

2009-01-04T20:49:00.004+08:00

Hey! I bet most of you frequently heard of people implementing one language's grammar on another language. Things like "Ni yao zhai na ni chi?", if directly translated into English would be "Where you want to eat?"

But have you ever heard of English grammar in Cantonese!!!

I followed my papa to help him purchase something. He drove and explained, "Okay, Andy, go buy 2 Dunhill cigarette packets. Both big". The first shop did not have supplies, so we proceeded to the second one.

I got off the car, entered the second shop and stop in front of the counter. Okay from here on I will be speaking in Cantonese and English translation will be provided! The lady boss was chatting with her friend.
I interupted and said, "Errr... Dunhill, two big packets."
(In Canto) "Errr... Dunhill, liong go tai pao."
Simultaneously, I pointed at 2 packets of Dunhill at shelf behind her. She then took one Dunhill packet and put it on the counter and continued to chat with her friend.
Puzzled, I asked, "Huh? One more packet?"
(In Canto) "Huh? Do yat bao?"
The lady boss then replied in Cantonese while giggling, "OH! I thought you asked for one packet of Dunhill and two TAI PAO! I was going to call someone to get it for you!"

Droolzzz~

Let's C...

2009-01-02T08:04:00.003+08:00

wow~ another 364 days left til' year 2010! I miss the third digit of the number.

Lets flash back into ma' past
1990 (The first human I made contact with my eyes- The doctor pulling me out!)
1991 (Just a fuzz in my memories. There was Australia according to pictures)
1992 (Another fuzz in my memories. There was my first picture of POOP and ME!)
1993 (Fuzz too)
1994 (I think there was kindergarten)
1995 (another kindergarten, PINK uniform and shorts!)
1996 (I think kindergarten started in 1995, not 1994... =.= My first glue-eating friend)
1997 (Primary school! Blue shorts now? I remembered at the end of the first day of school. I had to wait super long for my mother to come fetch me. It was EVENING already. Cried until a guard took notice of me. Then he suggested my mother was waiting at the other entrance and escorted me down the hallway to the backdoor. Rubbing my teary eyes, I see a blurry image at the far end of the hallway. IT'S MOM! I ran crying towards her and she ran towards me. *Note: this is kinda of a dramatic scene* LOL! I love my mom!
1998 (Chasing and irritating girls is fun!)
1999 (What the heck! I have to wear these glasses on my head!)
2000 (Where the 3rd digit went!? Imma senior primary already? Prefect days start from here T_T)
2001 (Where is the 3rd digit =.= Girls seem so different 0.0 Crushes anyone?)
2002 (Slapped by my discipline teacher for attending to my prefect duties late in the entrance of the hall- Year Scarred! lol)
2003 (Kewl! Long pants to school!)
2004 (ZZZzzzzz~)
2005 (pmr =_=... I've got malay, chinese and indian friends! Woohoo!!! So many foul languages to learn xD)
2006 (Wow~ It's a homeschool. Small and cozy atmosphere. Hi everyone, I'm the sad case.)
2007 (Still sad case! Hello Jesus! Not sad case anymore!)
2008 (Blessings upon blessings~ Thank you God!)
2009 (Where the heck is the 3rd digit......?)
2010 (There you are!)

Hahahaha~ make sure these 364 days of 2009 are in good use ^^. I love you all guys! Awesome experience with Vineyard! I will still come back around.

57 days since I blogged...

2008-12-24T23:02:00.002+08:00

and I wish you all MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!111

lol......

Weird good

2008-10-29T20:40:00.004+08:00

Hey callers, I came across this awesome video. You don't have to know chinese to enjoy this, but its even better if you know. Seems like the British dudes who make Gorillaz came up with this.

Its based on chinese fable, Journey to the West

Truthfully, I love it. Strange??

Achoo

2008-10-14T20:31:00.003+08:00

Oh man~ I still have a little itch in my throat, small coughs and TONS of mucus/phlegm concoction...

Since the last Friday before the last Friday, I started having sore throat. I made fried rice on that day, crappy fried rice. I scooped a bowl of it along with the brownish burnt scraps stuck on the wok.

After swallowing the small piece of the scrap, I felt uneasy in the throat. Immediate I only consumed the fried rice only. Soon, my throat became itchy... lol~

I keep on suspecting it is the scrap that I swallowed, but people say that I am retarded to think that fried rice made me ill~ lol~ I produced EVIL FRIED RICE. hahahaha~

I still think it is though. Scrap was too heaty and might hurt my oesophagus, leaving it opened to viral infection???? lol~ I crapping =.= I don't even have medical expertise.

So during the last week, I kept coming to school even though I was sick like mad. Coughing everywhere and sneezing. Phlegm poured into my mouth everytime I did. Nasty~

Now many people are ill. I think I made Rachel, Lerida, Karlyn and many more innocent victims fall prey to the EVIL FRIED RICE... muahahahaha~ but you know, I just made you all immune to one more type of influenza virus. ^^

Sign by,
ILL BOY

Why do thy hateth and judgeth me...

2008-09-27T19:22:00.004+08:00

I still walk on earth saddened by hatred born out of misunderstanding. That hatred brings about senseless arguments that makes people say stuff they don't believe. The hatred that brings pride in and throws reconciliation far far away. The hatred that may never end...

I dislike judgmental people... It's true of what I heard from someone: The more you know someone, the more you defend him from the judgments of others. So why call indecent names and assuming lives when you do not know the person...

Signed by,
A BIG SAD FACE

They might get addicted?

2008-09-20T22:38:00.002+08:00

Just recently, the COD fishing gang manage to persuade Karlyn and Lerry to go with them. As usual they started out with maneuverability issues. Constantly walking into walls and looking into the sky or looking for ants on the dirt ground. Not long, they manage to get it right. Now trigger reflex came in. The moment they were seen by a guy, they got shot. They die quickly. Very quickly... so much so I thought that Josh was having high kills because of sweeping rookies...

Oh wells... I FOR SURE WAS VERY VERY EXCITED. Come on... How often you see girls shooting people on Local Area Network (Don't count my sis =D)

I was so happy for them I even name myself as them just to make them feel good. I gonna list the kills in honor of the 2 CODresses.

Queenie killed Dudling
Queenie killed Cookies of Dreams
Queenie killed speedle
Queenie killed Kingie
Queenie killed yourself
Queenie killed daryl
Queenie killed cutie
Lerry killed Dudling
Lerry killed Cookies of Dreams
Lerry killed speedle
Lerry killed Kingie
Lerry killed yourself
Lerry killed daryl
Lerry killed cutie

Owning =D

Horror games

2008-06-26T21:16:00.003+08:00

*ZEEEKKZZZ* What wad tat? 0.0

*zrrrriiikkk* huh!? freaky...

*TAABOO KU RURU KUKU DUDU WEEEE* =_=

Anyways, I am back. My darling just did my last post and played with my blog. Now it looks different and a nice change to it~

Btw, callers have been recently re-playing my Silent Hill 3. Kinda reminds me of the times when I first started playing console games. Oh my first playstation. What thee art to me! You open my eyes to the gaming world as I was being blind in my SOFT TOY WORLD xD

I would start up my tomb raider 1 game. Click start and... and... and... and... Well... nothing~ Exactly! my point is I would be so scared to move my tomb raider any further in order to prevent any sudden attacks of monsters. At most I will make Mrs Lara Craft circle around~ whoowhoo~

Slowly, I made a transition. Action games were my thing. RPGs, 1st person shooters and not to mention- KIDS GAMES. Retarded kiddy games like TOY STORY and many STORY games from Disney would I play and end it. =_= Never dared pass the horror game threshold. That kind of games were on a completely different scale...

After obtaining my PS2 for quite sum time, I decided Silent Hill 3 will be my first horror game... possibly my last... I can be considered "fortunate", I guess =_= Who ever knew my first horror game was, at least to many people, the worst and sickest horror game series...

Silent Hill~ why this game became so darn freakishly frightening in the first place was how brilliant game designers were~ It wasn't always about sudden scares and the usual AHHH WATCH YOUR BACK kind of horror. This horror is completely different... The terrain would occasionally have weird objects like walls made of flesh and blood which shifts and shifts and shifts....*vomit* The sounds~ Every noise, every music is just a wonderful, WONDERFUL addition to the horror. *So difficult to describe* Monsters themselves are the weirdest kind and dang, they look freaking ugly~ *stupid cliche zombies* but that was not the scary part. It was the pure strange and weird that was scary. Random dead bodies would be occasionally found in corners and the weirdest places. Don't get me wrong~ even the dead bodies themselves are strange. I will give a few examples~

A living bloody body (Definitely monster) in a sac hung upside down in a locker and keeps shaking and struggling to get out... *WTF!* With a amustment park setting, a rectangular cage, vertically standing, contains a dead organism covered with flesh and blood with a rather peculiar orientation... *WTF!!* (Not everything has to do with dead flesh) In pure darkness and thick fog, a stage lies at the side surrounded by arc benches. Lying at the very center of that stage, is a red high heel shoe... With my torchlight as the only FREAKING source of light, I slowly approach the shoe *WTF!!!* Occasionally I would find mascot bunnies lying around with blood covering its mouth... This game is SO FREAKING DARK!!! hardly wad there any light... 1 more element I forgotten to mention- The lousy combat system! This gives a feel of helplessness...

One word~ The spooks and chills came from the very questions you want to ask about the total WEIRD HORRORS of the game. Why and how could that dead body ended up in that cage?

With this much craze and freakishness... HOW WOULD YOU NOT LOVE SILENT HILL!!!

*muahahahaazzzzz*

A Fast Break with Breakfast

2008-06-05T19:09:00.000+08:00

*FFRRREEEZZZ*

Woooo~ DJ just had a swim~ Bodies all tired up... Guarantee tonight's gonna be a goodnight sleep. Problem here is I am starving >< Oh dinner~ how long have I have to wait for thee~?

Anyways, its evening now, but I am gonna talk about breakfast. Yup, breakfast. Some rich dudes have birds nest soup, shark's fin soup or even abalone for breakfast. Some have noodles or nasi lemak. Yum~ Some just have something just to put something in their tummy. Some just skip it. I usually do this. Not ANYMORE~!!! I found my long lost friends~!!!!

Its holidays, so usually I would wake up around 7.00 am bursting open some wolf heads with a shotgun, hack-and-slashing large and pretty mobs with beautifully animated skills or even co-operating with team members to bring a sad tragic ending to a DotA hero. My stomach would grumble halfway of my action. This would lead to me meeting friend number one.

*ATTENTION!* The following may contain very graphic food and words that will amplify hunger and stimulate saliva glands. Please don't continue if you are starving...

Friend #1

Mr Coco-Crunch

DJ: How are you today Mr Coco?
Coco-Crunch: Just pour the milk... I am thirsty...
DJ: What have you been up to lately?
Coco-Crunch: Ask Nestle. Can I have the milk now...
DJ: Why did they make you look like beetle shells?
Coco-Crunch: @#$%@#$% I am @#$%@#$% thirsty!!11
DJ: Okays~ there you go... *listens to popping sound produced by Mr Coco when reacting with milk.* Ahh~ what the heck. Time to eat you.

After a bowl of cereal, of course, I would be still hungry... My goodness... Another old friend.

Friend #2

Peanut Butter Sandwich (PBS)

DJ: Hello!
PBS: Choose one of us! We argued which would be better. The Chunky Peanut Butter with toasted bread or the Creamy Peanut Butter with normal bread.

DJ: What the heck? Both of you are great. No need talk so much. Enter my stomach!

DJ: Oh my goodness~ Such a thick filling in between. The toast complements the plain bread as the creamy smooth peanut butter complements the chunky crunchy peanut butter. Hahaha~ Callers drooling already so funny... So rich >_<

There you have it~ My 2 friends I meet in the morning. Oh for your info callers, you can make your very own peanut butter. Its great! Got it off AFC (Asian Food Channel)

Recipe:

Firstly, prepare desired amount of peeled peanuts.
Secondly, throw all peanuts into a blender and *blendzzzzzz*
Thirdly, when the peanuts become finer chunks, start to slowly pour olive oil while the blender is still running.
Fourth, stop to pour when the peanut butter has reach your desired thickness. More oil means more diluted. Less means thicker and stickier. Hehe~
Fifth, pour out contents into container. Stick a spoon into the peanut butter and then into mouth. Enjoy the richness and freshness of your very own peanut butter. Add sugar and blend if you want it sweeter. Personally peanut butter is all about the taste of peanuts, not sugar.

Callers~ I know... This is a pretty good post. Got ya'll stomachs grumbling in the wavelength as mine~ Orchestra!!11 Luv'ya callers.

*outzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

Sister and Food

2008-06-03T04:21:00.000+08:00

*TACKZ*

Aaahhhh... so lazy... have been overgaming... Momojin here...

Today I want to talk about my sister. Yepze, a younger sister and only sibling. She's pretty much annoying like any other younger sibling.

She is 1 year younger than me, but acts as though she is 1 year older than me. Sucks... the problem here is I give in. I hardly fight back. I feel like crap sometimes.

There is also her big mouth, where she just simply tells the world everything. I wouldn't mind if the things are about her. BUT nooo, she has to talk so much nonsense concerning me.

Diabolic Sister: Hey you know, Andy likes you. He really does.
Girl: huh?
Andy: wwhhaatt tthhee %$#@%$#@. =_=

There you go a simple illustration.

She has a some really stinky characteristics, but not all are bad... (I am lying to myself T_T ) One thing I love is her cooking. Yup, normally when you have a sibling who loves cooking. The sibling normally cooks something you like too. Examples are muffins and westerns. She is pursuing Culinary arts and I am just sitting back and enjoying her products. Just last night, I had sushi~ Yummy~

There you have it. Mr Momojin's sister. I love you, sis. ^^

*EMBARAZZZZZZIINNNGGG*

What the FISH!

2008-05-25T08:20:00.000+08:00

*Trackz*

Mr. Momojin here. Today is the first day of my holidays and I don't seem to make good use out of it. Gamed since morning =_=. From MMORPG: Cabal Online, to FPS: Wolfteam, to Strategy: DotA, to finally Minigames.

I played a minigame that involved using a school girl. My objective was to use my eyes to zap the school boys until they "die" and become my love slaves. (Sounds so wrong)

My second one involved eating fish and growth.
I started out this small...

Viola~! I became a SUN~! HUGE~!

At this point, I didn't have to control my fish anymore. Everything just came into its mouth... until a congratulations screen popped out. *dang* I wanted to see it grow til its eyeball was as large as the minigame window. xD

Have a nice holiday callers~ *ZIAKZ*

Accidental Flirt?

2008-05-24T14:45:00.000+08:00

*Kizz*

Its currently 11.24pm and you are in tune with Momojin's Hut. Awww what a tiring day... Though I didn't do much stuff, my legs are achy...

So anyway it all started when I was driving to school. I carefully drove out of the small road into the main road. Traffic built up because it was a T-junction ahead. I slowly entered the lane I intended as the cars in front of me move inch by inch.

Suddenly I saw a young lady ( Yea yea, I know you callers must be thinking how I wished it was a black and hairy oldman...) walking across the road and was walking pass the anterior of my car. She was also looking in my direction to assure her path was safe. At this moment, my hair have to just so poke my right eye, and I reacted with a blink with my right eye only...

The young lady saw me. I saw her slightly startled expression (with wide eyes) and proceeded to continue on with her task. She had a smile on her face and her pace quickened... Did I just winked at her...? Did I just flirted..? WOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!1111

There you have it. An interesting incident. It was sooo interesting, I told the whole school. Something to giggle and laugh about. HAHAHA~!

Good Nite Callers~! *KIZZZ*

Let's welcome a immigrant from Xanga

2008-05-19T08:08:00.001+08:00

*Kizz*

Welcome back to blogspot, Miss Kaleidoscope. Wicked name by the way.

Miss Kaleidoscope is known for writing posts that has been invested with deep thoughts, feelings and emotions. There you go, this is her blogspot. http://leridalooi.blogspot.com/

Its amazing how much heart and steam she can maintain throughout her posts. Normally I will begin enthusiastically and deflate half way through the post.

There you go, my newest guest, Miss Kaleidoscope. *drools*

Oh yea~ Her colors come from her heart.

*Kizz*

Introducing the crew of The Royal Flypig Airship

2008-05-18T11:57:00.000+08:00

*Kreeaammzzz*

Mr Momojin is stuffed... oh so full~

I would like to introduce my guests who visits my station. They are the proud members of RFA ( Royal Flypig Airship)

Firstly, this is Mr Kew Lin. What a fine gentleman.

Finally, we have ... OMG WRONG PICTURE!!!111......

......I mean his servant, Mizunaga. This guy is even finer. Drools~~ Please calm down girls.

*Zeebbrraaazzzz*

Time Crisis

2008-05-17T12:18:00.000+08:00

*taz*

Back again~

Today me school had an essay exam, courtesy of our lovely supervisor, Shermayne. It was all for good intentions. A good old 3 essays within 1 and half hours.

First of all, it was a good first-hand experience in dealing with pressure for most home-schoolers. Home schoolers don't deal with pressure that often, especially exam kinds. Secondly, it is for the sake of home schoolers to practice time management. Thirdly, writing skills.

Anyways, everyone went bonkers after the exam. All started screaming and shouting >_<

Personally, it was a nostalgic thing. The time management thing just kicked back in me, because I was in government school for 9 years and exam was a usual gig. I started off with enthusiasm and started loosing *steam* duringing the last essay. Oh my~

Signing out~ *KIZZ*

Get to know you DJ

2008-05-15T14:37:00.000+08:00

*buzz*

DJ's here. Since I started this channel, DJ has just been babbling and I bet you guyz don't really know much about this Mr. Momojin. Then, Let me introduce myself.

*warning~ this post will DEFINITELY contain scenes that are disturbing. If you want to sleep, please STOP here.*

*I warned you*

*Tsk tsk tsk... daring dude huh?*

*You can still turn back*

*Too late now*

I am a male~ Yes. Mr Momojin is a guy with normal male parts: Little Johny, His playing balls and Jungle setting. Sorry female callers~ Wiped your high hopes with the black censor.

I am not gay *FULL STOP*

I admire old people.

I admire hairy people.

I admire darker skin toned people.

If you want to know more about your "friendly" DJ, post your questions in the comment section. ZAPPING OUT~!

*Tiakz*

Time to Burn

2008-05-15T13:40:00.000+08:00

*ZAAAAAAPPP* DJ IS ALIVE!!!!111

I dearly apologize to all ma' callers. DJ just slowly died off...

Now he is back! Prepare for a smack of his NONSENSE...

*ZRRRRIIIZZZZ*

Moo~

Meow~

Oink~

HeeHaw~

Koo Koo~

Darn animal farm channel~ *tiz*

The Job

2008-04-28T10:30:00.000+08:00

*zap* It all started when Mr DJ's mama asked DJ and her sis whether they are interested to work as promoters during Saturdays and Sundays for HD Marketing for the month. HD marketing markets Haagen Dazs and is one of my mother's clients.

For you listeners who don't know what Haagen Dazs is, its ice-cream. Super premium Ice-cream, Exquisite ice-cream, Expensive Ice-cream, Rich Ice-cream, Luxurious Ice-cream, Grand Ice-cream, Sophistication packed into a tub of Ice-cream. You get the idea. The logo tells it all~

My sis agreed... so I agreed as well... and my mom picked the Bangsar supermarkets for us as our assigned places.

We went through a day of training. Basically, a brief introduction and history of Haagen Dazs, assigned supermarkets and supervisor, guidelines for the promoter like smile every moment, promotion booth set-up lessons and distribution of uniform. Wage = RM7 per hour. Incentives of 50 cents given to each pint sold. We work from 12pm to 9pm for 6 weekends. You do the math~

Now the juicy part begins...

For the first day, IT WAS JUST PLAIN HAVOC. Sister arrived on time but waited for 30 minutes before supervisor came. My sister had to follow the supervisor here and there before heading to the back of the supermarket. She was assigned to Village Grocer of Bangsar Village. The back of the market was CHAOTIC~! All the goods going in and out. All the suppliers getting approval. All the stocks being verified. Accounts being checked. OH MY GOODNESS~! After sending sister off, it was Mr DJ's TURN~!

Accessed the back of Cold Storage, Bangsar Shopping Center. Their basement storage is HUGE. Shelves and shelves of supplies and rooms of GIGANTIC FREEZERS. So BIG...

Given 12 pints of chocolate ice-cream samples, booth and other supplies. Started at 1.30pm. DJ pretty full of energy for the first day. Kept asking passer-biers to try the ice-cream.

Realized ice-cream was melting too fast, I finally decided to use 4 pints and cycle them every 5 minutes. Extra info, my booth is 10 meters from the Ice-cream fridge... T_T

The day ended with me so confused... I spent 1 hour packing... Carrying things up and down, to and fro the basement.

The following 5 weeks went smooth. Planned everything...

Mr DJ's booth.

Starting the day off looking like a mental retard... Notice the promotion notice is upside down... Made this mistake a couple of times... *hides in a corner*

A new thing for me. The GIANT FREEZER!!

Entering...

Eerie effect...

Huge Air Conditioning fans!

Small section of me samples.

Exiting after 20 seconds... I've got SHADES!

Another never before seen room... The staff room, where people sleep, gossip, argue, joke and eat. Does it look filthy?

At the end of this job, I gained SERIOUSLY A LOT of experience. One thing is because I never worked before. It was tiring... because I stood at the booth most of the time doing nothing. Walking here and there to change the sample pints to cool the previous one. Chatting in English/Chinese, inquiring in Malay and promoting in English. Haha... Hard usage on language. There is also substantial labor work. Carrying things up and down, down and up. It taught me to plan well and panicking can get you no where.

I am getting RM 378, not including incentives. *giggles* That's not the best part though. I get freebies from other promoters working there: 2 bottles of juice and packets of Lipton Milk tea. That's still not the best part. I get to KEEP the balances of ice-cream samples. Total would be 24 opened pints of Haagen Dazs. Some half full, some a little left and some almost untouched. The total costs of the samples would be RM 696. Double my salary...

*Taadaa* My beautiful fridge decorated by Haagen Dazs

DJ OUT *ICEZZZ CREAMZZZZZ*

Classical music

2008-04-26T14:49:00.000+08:00

*Kiizzzz* ( <-- This is for one of my callers. hehe... ) DJ tuned in.

For all you listeners out there, if you haven't notice, me, Mr. Momojin, is quite a psycho... a Schizophrenic... One of my foolish nonsensical traits is that I like old people~ Yesh those grandpas and grandmas at home or old folks centers.

I am going to post some lyrics of classical songs I jokingly made when I was on the score table to annoy my friends about how gay I am... FOR YOU SEXY GRANDMAS AND WRINKLY GRANDPAS~!

Tempo beat plays (sorry you got to create the beat and tempo youself. Sing it if you have to. Has a better effect)

Gay Encounter (Just for fun)

*fast tempo*

His driving straight,
but he's looking at me.

I turn to the left,
and he follows me.

I speed up twice,
He speeds up thrice.

Next thing you know it,
He takes over me.

Immediately he stops
and he gets down the car.

It was a narrow road,
I had to pull over.

Scared to my pants,
I put on a look.

He knocks on the window,
and talks to me.

It wasn't clear,
so I got down the car.

Next thing you know it,
my spotlights were not on...

Power of Love (Superhero Romance Song)

*Slow tempo*

You are my light,
during the dark night.

You give me sight,
when I feel so tight.

You give me flight,
and an extra might.

You are so right,
When you shout out "FIGHT!"

I was so ethusiastic about the song that one of my friends started to give ideas... Momojin out~ *ZIP*

Five Stars Tag#1

2008-04-24T13:28:00.000+08:00

*taazzz* DJ got tagged by callers and callers repeatedly request me to do this~ Delayed it quite some time. The time has come to fulfill the callers' request.

Here goes... *zzrriiazz*

Write the names down of five people you know:

<1> Daryl
<2> Jaryl
<3> Michelle
<4> Lerida
<5> Delaney

1. How did you meet 1 (Daryl)?

I met him with my eyes, mouth and ears ^^. Extra info include at school and with a collar shirt and jeans on... Don't forget the underwear... The first impression I got from him is the dude with the guitar during break... Yep~ hardcore, but passionate about his music.

2. On a scale of 1 -10 how would you rate your friendship with 1 (Daryl)?

I would use the sign ... We are BFFs~!! Best Friends Forever...

3. How long have you known 4 (Lerida)?

Since I came into the homeschooling center. About 2 and a half years already. Hahaha... Thank goodness I came to Vineyard... If not I won't be able to have her as...

4. How do you know number 3 (Michelle)?

Hmmm through time... Basically situations and circumstance brought me to know her... Yea I was the one with no initiative.. GLAD I KNOW HER~! ART RULEZ~!

5. Where's 5 (Delaney)?

I find this question retarded... I read the answers other people gave to this question... and its house I guess... I make it more fun bah~ Specifically, the TOILET~!

6. A fact about number 1 (Daryl)?

He has balls...

ping pong balls...

7. Who is 4 (Lerida) going out with?

*cough* DJ needs to go the toilet...

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Lerry is going out with me...

8. What does 1 (Daryl) do for a living?

He plays his balls in front of the crowd for a living...

9. Would you live with number 3 (Michelle)?

Even if I wanted to, I don't think she wants to... BUT I would love to stay over her house... Heard so much stories of her house... Her room... Jon's room... Toilets... More toilets... More toilets... I wonder whether they have a tub. 0.o~?

10. What do you like about number 2 (Jaryl)?

His coat and tie... ^^ serious~ Hmmm, additions would be his craze for anime! He keeps me updated about animes both of us watch and even introduces me to wicked ones like SOUL EATER~! Thanks to him, I still manage to keep my anime fire up.

11. Do you miss number 5 (Delaney)?

I see her at school everyday... plus, I hear her everyday too~ Haha she is part of quite alot of the funny incidents that happen in school. Make me laugh everyday~

12. Would you make out with number 4 (Lerida)?

*Dots* She has pouty, nicely shaped lips... A nice smile and crazy laugh too... *tempting*

13. What’s your opinion of number 2 (Michelle)?

I love her reactions and expressions~!!! Absolutely adorable... (coming from a guy...) Her gags and giggles. Her disgusted look and noises.

14. What's your favorite memory with number 5 (Delaney)?

Actually listening to her speak... So different ^^ Oh yea, lots of posing with her too... I don't really enjoy posing, but seeing her having so much fun~ Heck I am happy already. Just continue for her.

15. What would you do if number 1 (Daryl) and 2 (Jaryl) were going out?

Its gonna be one heck of a RYL time for them... My BFF going out with my Anime Dude... Sorry, no can do... I would be angry~ darn angry... They should have at least invited me along~ Threesome gay date =_=...

16. Ever had a long conversation with 5 (Delaney)?

Another retarded question... If I have memories with her... don't you think those memories involve me SPEAKING to her?

17. Have you ever slept over at 2’s (Jaryl) house?

Nope~ I would love to. I actually send his brother back home before... Wouldn't mind exploring their home too ^^

18. Do you hang out with 3 (Michelle) a lot?

Hmm... I would call it substantially a lot. Hahaha~ I use to get over to her table EVERYDAY and chat over art and art and art and art and art and art and art and art and art and art and art and art and art and art and art and art and art and art and art and art and art and art and art and art and art. Now its not just art, but other stuff too. Its a GOOD change.

19. Who have you known the longest?

LOL~!!! All of them except Delaney. She came in later one year.

20. How often do you talk to 1 (Daryl)?

A heck ton a lot~ Remember we are BFFs? I touch him as much as I talk to him. What a gay sentence...

21. What about 2 (Jaryl)?

A heck ton a lot~ Remember we are ANIME fans? I touch him as much as I talk to him. What a gay sentence...

22. Have you ever thought 3 (Michelle) as more than a friend?

Yep. Me having the potential to work with her as an assistant or co-partner in her designing firm...

23. Would you go out for a date with 5 (Delaney)?

Sorry, I don't want to... Hehe~ I already have one.

24. Do you dream about 2 (Jaryl)?

Oh... so far not yet~ But I hope I can dream about him in an anime setting where I pull a magical sword out of his chest and he makes "sounds" and he does the same to me... *HECK NO WAY*

25. What did number 4 (Lerida) do to you that you can never forget?

A hug~ A warm hug~ A warm, pleasant hug~ A warm, pleasant hug where I bury my face in her neck~ A warm, pleasant hug where I bury my face in her neck under a rainy day~

26. What have you done for 1 (Daryl) that the person never forgets?

Play balls with him...

27. What's 3's (Michelle) hobby?

Designing and art~ Its not just a hobby for her, its a lifestyle.

28. Tag 5 people:

All the people that I want to tag are already tag... I could just repeat their names... or...

I WOULD WANT TO TAG

<1> Momojin Master

<2> Andy

<3> Ah Ong

<4> Ah Beng...

<5> ...and Ah Siong

Finally over~ Time to tune out *friizzzz*

Balls and Bats

2008-04-23T14:00:00.000+08:00

*Treeezzz* I love balls... the kind of balls that are light and make a "TAK" sound when they hit the floor... The kind of balls that are nice to hold in your hand and have unlimited ways to smack them... Oh yes, I love balls... Balls of ping pong...

*zzziiitt* A simple game played with a minimum of 2 people, a table, 2 bats and a ball, (Yes, the most important thing is the ball after countless incidents of wrecked,squashed and cracked balls at school. ) ping-pong is one of the games Mr. Momojin enjoys.

Rules are pretty simple. Each dude stands at the opposite end of the table with a net in the middle of the table. Each holds a bat. One person starts the game by serving the ball. A legal serving must allow the ball to hit his own court once then the opponents court once. The opponent then has to retaliate by smacking the ball over the net and bouncing at the opponents table only once. Process is repeated until either dude cannot repeat the process... Objective is to make your opponent unable to return your hit ball...

Okay enough of rules.

I want to tell you about MY experience... Although I started out ping-pong with most of my schoolmates on the same date, my skill improvement is rather interesting...

Approximately a year has pass since we all started playing the game and I play like a newbie/ rookie/ veteran... Yes, Fluctuating level of skill... One moment I miss the ball like crazy while trying to smack it back to the opponents court, the next thing I know, I am smashing the ball like a pro in their ranks...

Its so ANNOYING~! Its so frustrating~!I can get owned within 10 seconds or PAWN my opponent with grace... *depressed* When I am not playing well, I lose all my adrenaline rush and just flunk each time I get to play~ When I am AWESOME, I get so high until I start pretending to swing the bat around even after I stopped playing for 6 hours...

Callers, you can comfort me... I need consolation... *Depressed of his balls*

Topic #1 Wicked names for your children

2008-04-19T00:15:00.000+08:00

*trizzz* DJ here.

Since most of us are teenagers, do you guys ever think about the future?
Ever thought about marriage? Ever thought about life engaged?
Ever thought about your very own kids?
Ever thought about what WICKED NAMES you would give them?

Personally, I thought how funny it would be to see your very own children grow up with an EXTRAORDINARY name. A couple of examples which I will list.

<1> If you name your son Pouncing Panther (in honor of village tribes).

Son (12 years old): "PAPA~! I got a small cut while playing in the backyard... *sobs* T_T"
Father: "Pouncing Panther~! *stern tone* You must be brave..."
Mother: "What the heck..."

<2> If you name your daughter Lamb Chop (suddenly poped up in my head because I was hungry)

Elizabeth (normal name): "Hey~ Papa bought me the latest Barbie doll with detachable limbs."
Sarah (normal name): "WOW~! Can I come over and play with you."
Andee (cool name...): "Me too~!"
Lamb Chop (...but not as cool as THIS one): "Me three~!"

Get the idea?
For 2 weeks from today, Momojin is going to discuss about this topic. *plays thunder sound*
Callers can post their opinions and thoughts in comments.

More info about Momojin's Hut Channel

2008-04-18T23:44:00.000+08:00

*zeet* You're currently listening to Momojin's Hut and I am your DJ...

First of all I would like to thank you for the new listeners of this channel and the callers too~!

This channel is going to be a "Visual radio". Hahaha~ Its gonna be full of graphics, news (about me) and songs~

Launching of the Momojin's Hut channel

2008-04-18T12:43:00.000+08:00

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ZREETTTiiizzz~ ZZzzzzzzz youuuzzzzeee...

*adjusting frequency*

You are currently tuning in Momojin's Hut. 76.5 in your current area.
Hi~ I'm Momojin, your newb DJ. (Classic grand opening background music plays) Its the launch of Momojin's Hut,where I broadcast my life. Hope you enjoy yourself...